
Clifford and Norm's Privacy Policy
At
cliffordandnorm.com, your privacy is among our highest priorities.
Protecting your privacy keeps us up at night, and suffice it to say, we
haven’t been getting much sleep lately, even during nap time.
Our guiding philosophy is that, people care about the most
intimate details of their lives and whom they share that information with, and
consequently any information entrusted to us is not only wholly owned by us, but
must be monetized to the full extent possible.
It is natural that people want to assert their right to
preserve their ownership and control over their private information – not just
email addresses, phone numbers, photos and junk like that, but also social
security numbers, credit card information, bank account numbers, medical records
and the like.
At the same time, people want to assert their right to
freely share their private information with just about anybody on the World Wide
Web. On the Web, information is born free and yearns to live free. That’s
why they call it the Web, not the Walled Garden.
These two assertions, however - the right to privacy and
the right to share every last detail of your life with total strangers - can be
at odds with one another - but given the choice, most people are likely to opt
for both - kind of like having your cake and eating it, too, which Americans
seem to love, judging by the obesity pandemic sweeping our nation.
In reality, though, we would not violate your privacy
without a very good reason. Alienating our audience is just about the last
thing we would want to do; losing money would be the absolute
last thing, and make no mistake about it, we are all in this together.
It’s a classic win-win!
Of course, we reserve the right to revise our privacy
policy at any time and for any reason - or for no reason at all. Void
where prohibited by law.
You see, at
cliffordandnorm.com, our privacy policy can be summed up in to two simple
words: Trust Us. Trust Us and Love Us. That’s four simple words,
five if you count the “and”, which you would know doesn’t count, if you had
taken the trouble to read the Terms of Use section of our web site.
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